UNHINGED BROWNIE
Pre-Workout Fuel for People Who Don’t Train Soft.
This is not a cute little “treat.”
This is a dense, fudgy, crackly-top slab of chaos designed to wake your soul up before you annihilate a workout.
Glossy. Gooey. Violently chocolatey.
Disrespectfully delicious. Mouth-watering.
One bite and your taste buds start PR’ing.
This thing is so good it should require a waiver.
Take a bite.
Feel your pupils dilate.
Go move something heavy.
Nut-free. No excuses. No weakness.
Pre-workout snack.
Absolutely f*cking delicious. 💪🔥
 
21g Protein • BCAAs• Collagen Enhanced • Nut-Free • Caffeine Enhanced