UNHINGED BROWNIE

Pre-Workout Fuel for People Who Don’t Train Soft.

This is not a cute little “treat.” This is a dense, fudgy, crackly-top slab of chaos designed to wake your soul up before you annihilate a workout.

Glossy. Gooey. Violently chocolatey. Disrespectfully delicious. Mouth-watering.

One bite and your taste buds start PR’ing. This thing is so good it should require a waiver.

Take a bite. Feel your pupils dilate. Go move something heavy.

Nut-free. No excuses. No weakness. Pre-workout snack. Absolutely f*cking delicious. 💪🔥

21g Protein • BCAAs• Collagen Enhanced • Nut-Free • Caffeine Enhanced