THE 6-PACK — PROTEIN COOKIE TRIFECTA
Why choose… when you can run all three?
The 6-Pack is the ultimate rotation for lifters who don’t skip dessert or recovery. You get two of each of our most dangerous protein cookies — engineered to fuel gains, crush cravings, and absolutely disrespect your taste buds.
This box hits every mood:
Classic.
Filthy.
Dark and unhinged.
All packed with high protein + collagen so your muscles recover while your cravings get absolutely destroyed.
What’s inside:
💥 MK-CHIP-77 (x2)
The clean hitter. A massive, chewy chocolate chip protein cookie stacked with 35g protein.
Slogan: Stack clean — hits dirty.
😈 Cookie Butter Juicehead (x2)
Soft, buttery, melt-in-your-mouth chaos baked with cookie butter and 33g protein.
Slogan: Tastes like it cycles.
💀 Dark Mass Monster (x2)
Triple chocolate. Deep. Dark. Fudgy. Loaded with 33g protein and zero mercy.
Not for the faint of heart.
Built for bulk phases and demons.
Why this box slaps:
🏋️ High protein + collagen in every cookie
🍪 6 LARGE cookies — not snack-sized nonsense
🔁 Perfect rotation for post-workout, between meals, or late-night cravings
🚫 No boring flavors. No weak bites.
This isn’t a sampler.
It’s a full-send protein dessert stack.
Eat one. Recover.
Eat another. Question your self-control.
Repeat.
Welcome to the 6-Pack.